Rich Times blog re Madoff
December 21, 2008 12:00 pmAmerica, we've got a Jewish problem.
No, I mean really.
Just look at what Rich laconicaly documents; dilate your Anti-Semitic Analyzer to x7, and stand back. Here come de flack:
Other terms for 'Bernie' culled from ambient TokenSpace: "The Jewish bond" (triple/quadruple meanings there, get it?"
"Haymishe Jew" -- warm, homey, friendly, in Yiddish.
"failed Messiah" -- betrayed his own kind in the act of givivg.
Did Frank Rich say "tax payers" near the end there? Is he implying that the money Madoff made off with, mainly funelled into Jewish philanthropy, apparently, in case he gets around to wondering where THAT xx-$bln went, has been taken out of tax payers pockets? Is that what he is saying? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, RICH. Seems implied. We may have nailed down a closet anti-sem right here, folks. Can you imagine a New York Times columnist bleating about how taxpayers, you and I, have been hornswoggled into supporting Zionism?
Say it ain't so, Abe. Mort? Jackie? Somebody... They don't even have to be
fellow tribesmen, we'll understand. Anybody? Guess not.
Except me, of course. Who, like Blago, need claim only The Truth, and God (goes without saying) on our side. Would I LOL you?
Oh, Its..
Barabas Wafer handout time
On the Good Ship Madoff Bull
Its the Double Barak Boys yacht, me boy,
On her oars let taxpayers pull.
"I secretly admire a guy
"who could pull off such a stunt"
one honest to god dude blogged.
"I knew he was cheating; that's why I used him," another one inlogged.
"We're all a little guilty", many agreed, as philanthropic giving this Christmas was heading toward leaving many in need.
So now is the time to BE LIBERAL!
BE LIBERAL, you must.
***
But as for the neediest...dear ones ...
Just throw 'en under the bus.
Loveable Lou, the Haymishe Jew
No, I mean really.
Just look at what Rich laconicaly documents; dilate your Anti-Semitic Analyzer to x7, and stand back. Here come de flack:
Other terms for 'Bernie' culled from ambient TokenSpace: "The Jewish bond" (triple/quadruple meanings there, get it?"
"Haymishe Jew" -- warm, homey, friendly, in Yiddish.
"failed Messiah" -- betrayed his own kind in the act of givivg.
Did Frank Rich say "tax payers" near the end there? Is he implying that the money Madoff made off with, mainly funelled into Jewish philanthropy, apparently, in case he gets around to wondering where THAT xx-$bln went, has been taken out of tax payers pockets? Is that what he is saying? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, RICH. Seems implied. We may have nailed down a closet anti-sem right here, folks. Can you imagine a New York Times columnist bleating about how taxpayers, you and I, have been hornswoggled into supporting Zionism?
Say it ain't so, Abe. Mort? Jackie? Somebody... They don't even have to be
fellow tribesmen, we'll understand. Anybody? Guess not.
Except me, of course. Who, like Blago, need claim only The Truth, and God (goes without saying) on our side. Would I LOL you?
Oh, Its..
Barabas Wafer handout time
On the Good Ship Madoff Bull
Its the Double Barak Boys yacht, me boy,
On her oars let taxpayers pull.
"I secretly admire a guy
"who could pull off such a stunt"
one honest to god dude blogged.
"I knew he was cheating; that's why I used him," another one inlogged.
"We're all a little guilty", many agreed, as philanthropic giving this Christmas was heading toward leaving many in need.
So now is the time to BE LIBERAL!
BE LIBERAL, you must.
***
But as for the neediest...dear ones ...
Just throw 'en under the bus.
Loveable Lou, the Haymishe Jew
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